Nevertheless, I dutifully went to the closest LabCorp. Which incidentally, is fifteen minutes further away than my doctor. After fasting though, I was going to get this done! I went in, and once she called me in, it was literally one stick and we had gold. Thank goodness! We shouldn't have had an issue, I drank enough water to cover a whale.
The rest was a Monday. Easy come, easy go, but we live to fight another day.